This year I have challenged myself to do something totally awesome every week – it’s called a Year of Awesome Things. It’s not always that impressive, but at least I’m sticking with it. Give me some credit for that, ok? OK??
I learned to skydive and made out with a bunch of fleet week sailors.
If only! [...]
Every now and then, you find a person that you absolutely hate, and yet are shamefully drawn to. They are an affront to everything you stand for – from your respect for intelligence to your refusal to date blondes or homosexuals. If you ever actually got together, you know you’d end up screaming “You huffed [...]
If you get a chance, you should pick up TimeOut NY this week to find out who’s playing the Summerstage and where you can get a good panini. JUST KIDDING! Fuck that bullshit- who cares! You should pick up a TimeOut to read the review of my show, Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS! Page 105! Or, [...]
I’m going with Pat Baer’s pick – Year of Awesome Things. A close second was steph’s “A TITTY”, which is hilarious, but I am too stupid to remember what it actually stands for. Thanks for the suggestions you commented and emailed me.
This week my big plan was to head down to Richmond to see the [...]
Please make your own tiny pussy / gorilla nipple jokes.
If you know anything about Koko the Gorilla, you know that she loves kittens and has a very, VERY loose grasp on sign language. In fact, she mostly just says “baby” and “nipples” over and over again. While it could be argued that really babies and [...]
What’s up with ladies and monkeys, right? Or apes, I should say (but more enjoy saying “monkeys”, especially with my mouth full of soup.) I’ll tell you – some women, no matter what a gorilla does to them, just can’t walk away. They keep thinking that the Gorilla didn’t mean it, or that he’s going [...]
Yeah! Bring it!
While I’m wallowing in nerd theory, I thought I share a few more things with you all.
1) Yay!! – http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/iron-man.asp I can’t wait to see Robert Downey Jr. playing everyone’s favorite acoholic millionaire inventor. Truthfully, I would be excited to see RDJr fry an egg, but this casting is extra awesome.
2) BOO! http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/articles/3497.asp [...]
I saw Spiderman 3 last night, and it confirmed what I had been thinking about comic book movies: after the second movie, they always suck. Think about it – X3, Superman 3, Batman Forever – all crappy, worthless movies that followed totally kick-ass originals and sequels. Why? Why do the balls fall off these franchises [...]
Okay, first of all I have to think of a new name for this project, since I just realized that the acronym ends up being BYE. Which seems to indicate that the last “Awesome Thing” I will do at the end of the year is carve Depeche Mode lyrics into my chest and hang myself [...]
Most people who know me at all know that flounders blow my mind. (Or, as Glennis said unenthusiastically the other day, “Yeah, you mention flounders a lot.”) This is because flounders go through the craziest puberty ever. As a young fish, it swims around upright, all cute like in the Little Mermaid.
Awww!
But, a mature [...]