My Next Top Model

I heart Natasha.

She is a stupid genius! Go, you Russian idiot, Go!

Natasha and Renee are easily my favorite Top Model contenders this season - excuse me, this CYCLE. I love Natasha’s juggernaut of beautiful cluelessness, and Renee’s tragic ferocity has won me over. She’s like a feral cat trapped in a box! If I have my way, the end of this season will be the Mad Russian against the Self-Hating Cracker.

Laugh, little bitch-clown, laugh.

3 Responses to “My Next Top Model”

  1. Jen Says:

    I love how it looks like Natasha’s arm has turned white.

  2. Mr. Simon Says:

    we heart Natasha too!

    but we hate Renee. I was really pissed when they tossed Kathleen, god how I loved her.

  3. Jhenne Says:

    Natasha was hilarious in that episode.
    “Vhat it do shawdy?”

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