Trimspa + Coke

It’s is all fun and games, until somebody dies.

For reals, though: I am really sad that Anna Nicole Smith is dead. Not in an ironic way, either (as I normally mean when I say I’m “sad” someone has died?) She was a tragic figure - the slutty girl at the back of the bus that sells a tittie squeeze for a dollar and has to watch her step-dad jerk off at home while she makes dinner. She worked what she had and everyone gave her shit for it, but at the same time encouraged it every step. I mean, yeah, she was a total mess, but we’re the ones who paid her to do it.
For now, let’s remember her at her best. Messy, fat & fun.

3 Responses to “Trimspa + Coke”

  1. Hello Hilarious » News from the Roll Call Says:

    […] And we already miss Anna Nicole. RIP. Filed under: Uncategorized by — Eliza @ 11:33 pm […]

  2. Ben Says:

    Is that how much tittie squeezes go for now-a-days?

    Back in my day, you could get a tittie squeeze and an egg-cream for a nickel.

  3. Mica Says:

    She looks awesome in that photo. Fuck Trim Spa remember those kick ass Guess ads that put her on the map?

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