Instead of washing dishes, brushing my teeth, writing anything, or paying my bills, this morning I spent an hour making this:
It’s me hanging out with a cat in a gothic cathedral, like I do!
Also in the news:
Stickerbook – NY’s favorite all-girl experimental coverband – is hosting a show TONIGHT!!
Temps by day, comedians by night, and [...]
Hello fans and confused people googling the phrase ” marshmallow rabbit tittyfuck “!
I am sorry I haven’t been updating you all with angry stories of my mundane life. I’ve been too busy talking about Clay Aiken on the interneTV with my brain squeeze, G-Mac. You may see it here.
Have a good day!
There are small things that people do in public that are essentially an act of assholery to the rest of the world. Things like answering the phone in a movie theater, taking up a subway seat with a handbag, or putting more than 12 items on the belt in the express lane. They get away [...]
It’s is all fun and games, until somebody dies.
For reals, though: I am really sad that Anna Nicole Smith is dead. Not in an ironic way, either (as I normally mean when I say I’m “sad” someone has died?) She was a tragic figure – the slutty girl at the back of the bus that [...]