Archive for November, 2006

January Classes up!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

I’m sure that you are totally dreading January right now, right? All dark and cold, nothing to do but sit around wondering how you got so fat and old….
Well, you’re in luck!
I’m teaching some more musical improv classes in January - and they will totally make you thrilling to be alive!
Check it out.Â

Beyonce’s B-day is Bhilarious!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

I find so many things about Beyonce funny. Her name, for example, is Beyonce (which is French for “This Sounds French, Right?”) Then there is the way she dances - like someone put a fist full of mice down her shirt and screamed “DANCE HARDER!” But Ya Girl B has outdone herself with her newest […]

Weird Night.

Monday, November 27th, 2006

I quit drinking coffee a few weeks ago, and the effects just keep coming. My impetus to quit was entirely gastric - the coffee seemed to be burning a giant hole through my whole system, and I wanted to quit before I started pooping whole sandwiches. But as many of you know, coffee is not […]

Word, Keith Olbermann. Word.

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

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I get it! You’re a sexy…lady?

Monday, November 6th, 2006

Trick.
Don’t get me wrong - I love Halloween. Candy and walking corpses - what’s not to love!? No Halloween is not the problem, I am.
I leave the house in the morning looking regular. No costume, just normal me. Then I spend all day hearing this: “So, what are you?” Every year! People say that and […]