Comments on: Oh No He Didn’t. http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:50:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Jhenne http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-21632 Jhenne Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:19:23 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-21632 The kid honestly could have kept that sock :/ The kid honestly could have kept that sock :/

]]> By: Swingers special http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-18045 Swingers special Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:55:16 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-18045 I found this blog by google I like it so much! Thank you. Keep writing. I found this blog by google I like it so much! Thank you. Keep writing.

]]> By: Swingers http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-16855 Swingers Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:55:33 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-16855 I found these articles to be extremely useful! I thank you so much for such a forum for research. Thanks Again! I found these articles to be extremely useful! I thank you so much for such a forum for research.
Thanks Again!

]]> By: Eliza http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2541 Eliza Sun, 22 Oct 2006 20:46:09 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2541 Stinky is your cat, not a child. Stinky is your cat, not a child.

]]> By: Emily http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2538 Emily Sun, 22 Oct 2006 18:29:46 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2538 Stinky is very, very very upset. He read your blog last night and peed and vomited all over my bed, he was so freaked out over the news that his Auntie Eliza doesnt love him. Stinky wants you to know HE would NEVER throw a sock at you in the laundry and that you can dress him up in funny outfits as much as you like... Stinky is very, very very upset. He read your blog last night and peed and vomited all over my bed, he was so freaked out over the news that his Auntie Eliza doesnt love him. Stinky wants you to know HE would NEVER throw a sock at you in the laundry and that you can dress him up in funny outfits as much as you like…

]]> By: dave http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2451 dave Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:43:10 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2451 Um, so hi, Eliza. I just got an email from your mom and she thought you might be able to help us out. We need a babysitter for this Saturday. I know it's kind of a long commute down here to Richmond to do this but we're willing to pay you for it. You see, it's S&M night at our Swingers Club and we really need someone to stay home with our 4 kids. Normally we'd bring them but the boys don't know anything about "safety words" and we don't want anything to get messy. Also, our oldest just turned 13 and the other folks at the club are taking a little too much interest in her. If anyone's getting a piece of that, it's going to happen at home, I always say. So the job wouldn't involve much, mostly just unlocking their doors and tossing them some food. And keeping an eye out for the authorities. We're a little worried about the growlights in the garage since the feds have started with the ultraviolet surveilance. Bastards. Anyway, please let me know. Your mom said you might need a little taste of life back in small-town America to cleanse your soul a bit. We're happy to do anything we can do to help. And I mean, anything. Really. Thanks! Um, so hi, Eliza. I just got an email from your mom and she thought you might be able to help us out. We need a babysitter for this Saturday. I know it’s kind of a long commute down here to Richmond to do this but we’re willing to pay you for it. You see, it’s S&M night at our Swingers Club and we really need someone to stay home with our 4 kids. Normally we’d bring them but the boys don’t know anything about “safety words” and we don’t want anything to get messy. Also, our oldest just turned 13 and the other folks at the club are taking a little too much interest in her. If anyone’s getting a piece of that, it’s going to happen at home, I always say.

So the job wouldn’t involve much, mostly just unlocking their doors and tossing them some food. And keeping an eye out for the authorities. We’re a little worried about the growlights in the garage since the feds have started with the ultraviolet surveilance. Bastards.

Anyway, please let me know. Your mom said you might need a little taste of life back in small-town America to cleanse your soul a bit. We’re happy to do anything we can do to help. And I mean, anything. Really.

Thanks!

]]> By: your mother http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2449 your mother Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:36:10 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2006/10/10/oh-no-he-didnt/#comment-2449 I am sobbing... on the floor, sobbing. Go and get a friggin' kitten, for god's sake! Oh, the humanity! I'm melllllllting......... I am sobbing… on the floor, sobbing.
Go and get a friggin’ kitten, for god’s sake!
Oh, the humanity!
I’m melllllllting………

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