With the holidays coming up, everyone is worrying about how they’re going to learn musical improv.
Worry no more! I am teaching a 4-week class in November. It will be superfun - check out the details here.
I remember after I went to the Holocaust Museum in DC, I felt like I was in a weird position. It’s one of the best, most well-put-together museums I’ve ever seen - and incredibly moving. So, people would ask me what it was like and I’d say “AWESOME! You have to go!” And I’d sound […]
Glennis and I are sometimes asked why we don’t have our own TV show. Here, we attempt to demonsatrate why.
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Today I was going to write an entry entitled “Whatever Happened to MC Skat Kat?” I turned on the TV and sat down to write, and suddenly everything got pre-empted by a presidential news conference. Normally I would just flip the channels until I found a Sister Sister rerun, and continue to focus on figuring […]
Or, “I am dead inside, and hate children.”
Gross.
I used to love kids. I prided myself on being the kind of babysitter that kids begged for – little boys had crushes on me, little girls wanted to be me. If you were between 0 and 7 years old, you were OBSESSED with me.
But now, it’s […]
It sort of bothers me how much I love this.
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YA! Ya-YA! YOyayayaya….
You guys, I feel bad.
Renee Sands really DID google herself and find my entry about her pathetic career. Don’t cry, Renee! You are young! You can open a horsefarm! What do I know? I’m in my pajamas at 3pm!
Clap if you believe in Renee Sands, so she doesn’t hang herself in a bathroom.
It’s never too […]
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My point is our country is in a very bad way, and we’re more concerned about what’s going on with TomKat’s computer-generated baby. People get overwhelmed by the news so we’ve stopped paying attention to it at all. Or al least stopped doing anything about it.
So should we walk around thinking about this stuff all […]
I see what you’re signing, but I don’t buy it.
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
First of all, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I wrote you a letter! I have been super busy for the last two years - but I don’t need to tell you about super busy! You know all about busy-ness, you’re a […]