This country is in the midst of an unjust war. Most of the world pretty much hates us (but bedrudgingly adores our media output.) Our soldiers are coming home dead or mangled every day. Yet most of us live our lives like we just don’t care. Myself included.
So far today I woke up, read some […]
Actual crackhead.
I am totally addicted to Television. Any and all television. I hate people who tell me how bad that is, as though they all just spent Sunday afternoon repairing hare-lips in India and strolling through The MoMA. FINE, I say. FINE. I spend Sundays watching “Rudy” on TV, and don’t turn it off when […]
I just looked behind the refrigerator ( I dropped a carrot, OK??) and found that this apartment is INFESTED!! LOOK!
EWW! Baby turtles! Gross!
I will probably not get a lot of work done today, either.
Why is Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie, aka The Dutchess, aka The Girl From The Black Eyed Peas Who Keeps Wetting Herself On Stage) a big star, yet Rashaan Patterson is still struggling? There are clearly TWO stars on this Kids Incorporated stage, and sadly only one is on a nick-name basis with America (and it’s […]
Yesterday, while walking through the Village, I happened upon this belt buckle in a store window:
Because, you know, some people DON’T like Nazis. Is this for wearing when you meet your new girlfriend’s jewish family, to put them at ease?
I feel like something like this could only be designed by a racist. Like maybe the […]
The other day I was sitting on the L train going to Brooklyn, and I noticed 2 ridiculously cute girls sitting across from me. These girls were the type of pretty that makes you think “they must be robots”, so perfect-looking they’re practically deformed. The entire car was fixated on these girls as they checked […]