I’m sick. I have got-no-job-itis. Symptoms include a stomach ache, fatigue, and not putting a shirt on until 6pm. I was supposed to go to an event the evening, and my preperatory nap lasted way too long.But even sicker than me, is this video on youtube I found while looking for clips for that last […]
Have you all met my boyfriend, Will? He’s a computer programmer by day, and comedian by night. Recently, though, he’s been working on a big project at work that’s been using up a lot of his brain power. It seems hard for him to let go of it when he leaves work, so sometimes when […]
Things are moving so fast! It’s true the internet really has made business more immediate.
Ok, calm down, Eliza. Breathe.
So. Britney (!!) appears to be interested in my script, and has even read my monologue!
See?
I have been doing some writing this week, and decided to undertake a new project.
I am updating the classic Thorton Wilder play, Our Town as a contemporary piece. I know people have done things like this before, but I really think I have a fresh take on it.
I’m going to post one of monologues here […]
The other day my friend D. asked me for some advice on asking a girl out. I immediately clapped my hands, squealed a little, and chirped “Of course! What do you want to know!?” Then I realized I had absolutely no idea what to tell him.
For the past few weeks I have been working with […]
Why does it smell like catfood in here?
I know it’s not me, because it doesn’t smell like catfood in the other room.
20 minutes ago, it did not smell like catfood - it did not smell like anything. I left for 10 minutes, and when I came back - mysterious catfood smell!
Is there something in my […]
I had no taste as a child.
My friend, Chelsea, had an overabundance of taste. As a 12-year-old she knew exactly what was stylish and what was worthlessly trite. Chelsea knew about art and designers and more importantly, had tons of opinions about what she liked and didn’t. She rolled her eyes all the time, and […]