Archive for April, 2006

Fan Mail – Answered

Friday, April 14th, 2006

I get a lot of fan mail from young girls asking for guidance. Usually they are like, “Oh my God, you are the greatest! My top three icons are like 1)YOU, 2)Tina Fey, and 3) (tied) Joni Mitchell and Janis Joplin (would have just been Janis Joplin but the drugs and stuff= Totes Uncool.) How [...]

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I’m a big fat liar.

Friday, April 14th, 2006

I know, I tell you guys I’m going to post more, and then I totally don’t. Sorry! But it’s because I’ve been in Africa!
Lie.
I’ve been lazy, that’s all.
LIE!
I am totally not lazy at all! I am a workhorse, not a lazybum!
Lie.
I am. I mean I work a lot, but I still manage to fit in [...]

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