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Congratulations, Kinkos, you are the worst most terrible business ever.
I mean, Jesus Christ you are consistently, unrelentingly awful! YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Do you BUY your photocopiers broken? Is that the way you LIKE them?
Are your computers full of rat babies and old ketchup packets? Because that would explain why checking my email on […]

Now that all my scores of readers have had ample time to contemplate Trans-Orbital Lobotomies I think we can get back to talking about what’s really important: kitty cats and shitty customer service. More on that later.
For now, here are the entries I meant to write during the last two months, until I got distracted […]