elizaskinner.net - the jambox

I don’t understand why, but the posts I make for Mica’s videoblog get strangely popular.
The most recent one was a parody of her other videoblogs, begging for a job. I asked if I could play her in one, and it’s been featured all over the place now. I don’t think it makes sense by itself, […]

Hi, I’m Gary.
I write Lost for ABC TV.
Also, I fucking hate my goddamn dad, and women are the devil.
I know, ABC tells everyone that Lost was created and written by three other guys, apparently they are more “press savvy” so ABC stuck their names on my show. Whatever.
Anyways, people are always asking me, “Hey Gary, […]