They know.
They can tell what I’m really all about.
My boyfriend, Will, thinks I’m a nice friendly person, but his cats know I’m going to fucking eat them.
Foolish Will, inviting me into his apartment, leaving me alone with them for hours. Can’t he see what they know for sure? That it’s only a matter of time [...]
Thank God fashion week is over. The pretensiousness and crowding in New York is back down to a manageable level. Best of all, the city can breathe a collective sigh of relief and let our guts hang over our pants again. The models have left! They scurried away into their cashmere transatlantic tunnels, where they [...]
1. Abusive Panhandling Squatter Punks with Nicer Clothes Than Me
2. The Fucking Slow People In Front Of Me
3. That Bitch From Kinkos
A few weeks before I turned fifteen, my mother asked me what I’d like for my birthday. In past years I had attempted to force her hand by refusing to ask for anything but a puppy for all gift-exchanging holiday. After a few years and one upsetting 6-month long puppy ownership, I had figured out [...]
Last night my band, Stickerbook, played a show at Mo Pitkins in the East Village. We were the house band for a reading of Jill Soloway’s new book called Tiny Ladies In Shiny Pants*. Now, we have played tons of shows before, and have been the house band for about a mazillion others (4, actually), [...]
I am currently rehearsing 2 musicals for the New York Musical Festival at the end of the month. One is a “choose your own adventure” musical, so essentially I have to learn about 4 different scripts. I also have a big show coming up for my band, and a number of improv shows this month [...]
I like to think of myself as – if nothing else – well put together. I might be an emotional mess, or so out of shape that I get winded getting out of bed, but at least my outward appearance is classy. Usually
On Monday I threw on some jeans, heels and a button-down shirt to [...]