“Oh god, you’re going to think I’m so sick….
I just– I just don’t find regular cats cute anymore. For me to really get into them enough to want to, you know…pet them, they have to be in sinks.”
“So anyways, it turns out that I’m not the only one. I started this website, and now [...]
It has recently come to my attention that I am being peripherally e-stalked. I assume that I am wholly e-stalked by throngs of adorable young men and television producers who are obsessively endeared to me but scared to “take the risk” – but I’m unaware of these stalkers, so I leave them be. I found [...]
Dead is .com! Viva la .net!
I came home yesterday on an Amtrak train that took 2 hours longer than the ridiculous 7 it was scheduled to take. I was supposed to be on an earlier, quicker train, which I missed due to bad traffic and hordes of swollen tourists blocking my path as they enjoyed the view in an around [...]